The IT guy just asked me if I knew there were lions in the office.
“I’m sorry, what?” At first I couldn’t tell if he was kidding or if there was some sort of San Francisco tiger situation going on.
He said, “Many of our visitors expect to see only lions roaming and men in loincloths.”
I assured him I was not one of those Americans and expressed my embarrassment for their ignorance. He just laughed, as if we were all the same. Gotta love American tourists.